Posts Tagged ‘Chrysler’


For many years now, the domestic auto manufacturers have had a hard time in Metro Los Angeles. That corridor from Santa Monica to Silver Lake, along Santa Monica, Sunset and Wilshire Boulevards, was particularly underserved by the domestic brands, mostly due to lack of demand but also due to the high cost of real estate.

There are some notable holdouts: Santa Monica Ford, Buerge Ford and Buerge Chrysler-Jeep survived on the West Side, Vermont Ford in East Hollywood.  Martin Cadillac GMC  is still standing at Olympic and Bundy, but it’s looking tired.  There is a Chevrolet (and Buick, but I don’t believe it) dealer in Santa Monica; however, it is the smallest Chevrolet dealer I’ve ever seen anywhere.  It occupies a tiny corner of a small lot that that used to be a Chevy dealer but is now flagged as an Infiniti dealership. [More on this pathetic location in a future post.]

Dealerships on the R.I.P. list:  Beverly Hills Ford,  Hillcrest Cadillac – Beverly Hills, Albertson Chevrolet – Culver City, La Brea Chevrolet – Los Angeles, La Brea Chrysler-Jeep – Los Angeles, Lou Ehler’s Cadillac – Mid-Wilshire,  Los Feliz Ford – East Hollywood-SilverLake-Los Feliz. There never was a Dodge dealer in the LA Metro Corridor (at least not in recent memory).

Chrysler Group Brands

When the Great Recession hit and domestics shrunk their dealer franchises, several dealerships in the San Fernando Valley closed, including Big Valley Dodge in Van Nuys.  I always thought Chrysler would keep at least ONE Dodge dealership west of Downtown LA, but when Big Valley closed, the closest dealer for most customers in Metro LA was Glendale Dodge (which now includes the Chrysler and Jeep brands).

At the beginning of this year, Chrysler opened a company-owned multi-brand [Chrysler, Dodge, Ram, Jeep and Fiat] flagship store called Motor Village LA. It was also the location of the first Fiat Studio in the United States.  I attended the Fiat Studio opening and was impressed with the beauty and coolness factor of the new digs.  It’s a great old historic brick and stucco multi-story building with a display tower visible from the 110 freeway.  Not so great was the location on Figueroa near USC.  If I don’t work downtown or go to USC, I don’t want to go to this dealer for sales or service.

Chrysler ran afoul of California’s dealer franchise laws by owning the store within 10 miles of other Chrysler brand franchises, and last month, it was announced that Motor Village was being sold to New Century Automotive Group, known for its BMW and MINI franchises in North Hollywood adjacent to Universal Studios and its VW dealership in Glendale.

Motor Village LA

Up until just recently, Motor Village LA was the only Dodge franchise in Metro LA.

Big Valley Dodge has been replaced by California Superstores Chrysler Dodge Ram Jeep in Van Nuys and Buerge Chrysler Jeep added Dodge and Ram at its West LA location. So we replaced one in the Valley and gained one west of the 405.

I’ve always wondered how Buerge Chrysler-Jeep (and now Dodge and Ram) survived. I’ve been there a couple times in the past year and both times business seemed very slow – as in non-existent. Now let’s be clear, I usually go to dealerships on slow days so that the sales staff has time to kill and won’t mind me checking out a car without buying it.   But I can generally wander around the lot without being noticed by a salesperson and the showroom is usually empty. I checked the service bays in back, and there is some service life, but the bays definitely aren’t filled.

One time, I went to look at the all-new 2011 Grand Cherokee.  It had just come out to great reviews and Buerge had several on the lot. I looked in windows, walked around and kicked some tires.  Finally, a salesperson from the Ford dealer trotted across the side street and asked if I had any questions.  I said I was there to see the new GC. We chatted a bit, but I wasn’t offered a test drive. He told that Chrysler didn’t have any lease deals, so they were going to be too expensive to buy or lease.  Fair enough. I guess I should just take my business to Mercedes or Lexus and shop for lease deals there. I know they have deals and Jeep doesn’t!

A few years ago, I went into the same dealer to check out the Chrysler Crossfire convertible. That time, I got a test drive; but the salesman was sort of laissez-faire about the car or selling it. It had so little tech (or quality) for so much money.  He thought it was a better deal for me to just buy the Crossfire’s sister, the Mercedes-Benz SLK.  At least on the first-generation SLK (Mercedes just introduced the third-generation SLK), you got a retractable hardtop (not a soft top) and decent, if not great, dash controls and mechanicals.  How did they stay in business?

Buerge Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram. Time for new signage?

This week, I was interested in the addition of the Dodge franchise. The lot still looked the same: Jeep on one side, Chrysler on the other. The only difference was the banner sign that had been up on the building for a few weeks.   This was a Monday afternoon, so I expected sales to be slow. I walked through the lot and into the showroom. No one.   I then heard some movement in the back, but it wasn’t forward movement.  There was a 2011 Chrysler 300 in the showroom, so I hopped in that.  Nice place to kill time, but where is the 2012 model?

Eventually, a salesman wandered in and spoke to me.  He didn’t introduce himself. I told him I was interested in the 2012 Dodge Charger with the 8-speed automatic transmission. He said that they did have a couple dozen Dodge vehicles on the lot, but no 2012 Chargers.  He pointed to one Ram truck at the end of the Chrysler lot.  Wow.   Apparently, the dealer has ordered a bunch of 2012 Chargers and they should arrive in about 3 weeks, if I believe him. He also told me to go online and check the dealer’s inventory. It would show the vehicles in inventory even if they were only in transit. I did. It didn’t.

Since he never introduced himself, I didn’t bother to either. No communication = no contact information.  I volunteered that I’d come back in a few weeks when they had some inventory and I left.  I’m pretty sure he didn’t care if I came back or not.

Buerge signage from the west side. I see lots of Jeeps. Where are the Dodges?

I kept wondering if  it was just me that had an uneasy feeling about this dealer. I checked Yelp and found ten reviews. Most were negative with one star while a few were positive with five stars.  The average of the ten was two stars.  Not great, but with Yelp, it’s hard to really evaluate a business without more comments.  I did find one comment that echoed my experience.  On August 1, 2011, Dmitriy B. from Tarzana says:

Don’t waste any time shopping for a car here. Ken from the sales staff will just tell you to buy the car somewhere else.

I’m going to go back in a few weeks to Buerge Chrysler Jeep Dodge Ram, now the only Dodge dealer on the West Side, to see if there are any new Chargers. I wonder if I’ll find a responsive salesperson. I doubt it.

I have some free advice for auto dealerships:  Social media is important. If you don’t have a Facebook  or Twitter account, I suggest you do both and engage customers and potential customers in your area.  Reach out to the people who have posted negative reviews about your business and see if you can fix it. When I read Yelp, I want to see higher ratings and many more positive comments. Ask existing customers to rate you on Yelp and/or participate with you on Twitter or Facebook.

Open a YouTube channel and post videos about your business and its employees. Also post videos from Chrysler corporate and other channels (Car & Driver, Autoweek, etc.) that give great reviews to the products you sell. Personalize the experience for your customers. It’s what you should  do and its a good way to burnish your image.  Your competition is already doing it and you don’t want to be left behind sucking the tailpipe.

Also, when I go to your website (I’m talking to you Buerge), I’m looking for a neat, organized corporate look, but not the dreary obligatory storefront I see. You should also change you name to reflect the addition of Dodge and Ram. I want you invite me to follow you on Twitter or join your Facebook page.  Post a video.  Add some color. Use pictures from your dealership, not stock photos.  If you want customers, just existing in a good location is no longer enough. You have to constantly work on and polish your image. Right now, it’s on life support.


A week in New York City is certainly an eye opener.  I’ve been to NYC many times and it’s always a thrilling, fun and exhausting journey.  First, no one in their right mind would voluntarily drive in NYC.  Traffic is as bad or worse than LA and traffic signs and signals are mere suggestions.

Of course, the way to travel in NYC is by subway, taxi and walking – at least for the non-ultra-wealthy.  If you have money, you have a driver and/or car service.  Shopping on Madison Avenue or in SoHo is challenging. Carrying packages can be exhausting and shoveling them into a taxi or on the subway is difficult at best.  It’s much better to have your black Mercedes S-Class, Audi A8 or BMW 7-Series (with blacked-out windows, of course) and a driver who waits at the curb or is a text message away.

The other thing you notice is that there are very few Prii running around. Is this because New Yorkers don’t care about the environment?  No, it’s something more practical. The Prius is too light and lacks an all-wheel drive option. Where as a 4-Matic Mercedes or X-Drive BMW sedan is a rarity in LA, it’s almost mandatory on the East Coast where there is snow or black ice on the ground for much of the winter.

You do, however, see many Ford Escape Hybrids running around, mostly as taxis. I rode in a few of those and the cheap, ugly, hard interior plastics must have been specially-designed for the taxis. Ugh.

I try to avoid Times Square. It’s so damn tacky and it’s always packed with sleazy vendors and clueless tourists – a dangerous brew.  It’s also a terrorist target and the police presence is quite visible with portable watch towers and cameras everywhere.   We had met friends for dinner in the Theater District and  had to walk through Times Square to get to the subway.   The visual blight is legendary; however, a bright flash of blue LED lights caught my eye.

It was the Times Square Chrysler.  It’s hard to put into words how astonishingly hideous this custom car is, so I’ll just show you the pictures and let you judge for yourself. Try to keep your jaw off the keyboard.

The Times Square Chrysler 300C. It demands attention, like a train wreck.

I didn't make up the name "Times Square Chrysler." It says it in ice blue. Subtle? Not a chance.

This is the face only its Guido owner could love.

If I saw this in my rear view mirror, I'd get out of the way.

How about that custom paint job? I guess 9/11 was a defining moment in the owner's life as the World Trade Center twin towers are the hood stripes.

Never forget..... and if you do, here's a reminder.

It's hard to guess how much money went into the audio and VIDEO system in this car. Most of the trunk was sucked up with subwoofers and electronics.

I'm guessing that for this car to somehow legally drive down the street, the TV screen in place of the air bag would have to be disabled.

I don't even know what to say about the porcelain cherub on the inside of the scissor door.

It's so tacky, Times Square is a fitting home for this poor Chrysler.

LA is home to a large subculture of custom cars. It’s part of our tradition. Whether it’s a low-rider or the Bat Mobile, we do custom. In fact, LA is the perfect city to show off custom cars. There are car shows, boulevard cruising and hang out spots.

I didn’t see much of that around New York as most of the cars parked on the streets were beater commuter cars. [If you have a nice car in the City, then you have the money to shelter it.  A NYC parking space costs as much as nice one bedroom apartment in LA. ]

The Times Square Chrysler was a glaring exception. Fully lit up, you could probably see it from space.